What's Hamptoning?

A spin on the term "What's Happening?" originating in the The Hamptons, hence "What's Hamptoning?"

What's Hamptoning is more than just a phrase - it's a lifestyle. What's hamptoning is what you do - it's what's happening in your life at any given time. You can be hamptoning anywhere in the world, whether you are on vacation, working, relaxing or chasing your dreams. By sharing what's hamptoning in your life, whether that be in-person or online, you are joining an inclusive community of positive people working to chase their goals and inspire one another.
Ralph: Hey Norman, what's hamptoning?
Norman: Hey Ralph, just finished up my latest oil painting. Stop by my gallery tonight to check it out.
by gold wolf July 01, 2018
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Debra Hampton

A person who everyone wants to know. A person who is good humored and fun to be around. A person who is a tiger in bed and a kitten at work. Very mysterious.
I wish I were like Debra Hampton, she is the best.
by DooLittle1777 February 05, 2010
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jackie hampton

Jackie isawesome at being a auntie friend and sister she is a very strong woman but wants to feel better about herself and also wants to look better for herself . she doesn't care what other people say she's her own boss and plus she love dancing but hasn't done it in a while . she cares for her family but doesn't like helping all the time. She has daughters who love her and sons who help her. She has been hurt but she has moved on from that . she is a boss no matter what but she strives to be normally beautiful she wants her old life back. U know her young life
by nytg January 21, 2015
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Hampton Handshake

A Hampton Handshake is a classy and formal greeting between a lady and gentlemen, one might use at a formal gathering. Upon introductions a lady would simply slip a hand down the gentleman pants getting a full grab on his dick, gently shaking it up and down, while a gentleman would put no more then one or two fingers up the vagina

What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"
" my lady, welcome to the Billingsley family mansion, to your right is sir Billingsley jr, this is his first time at a Gathering this big, would you mind showing him proper manners about the Hampton Handshake?"

" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"

"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"

" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"
by A_Life-356 May 02, 2020
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Allison Hampton

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is usually shy and quiet but once you get to know her, she is amazing. All the guys fall for her, and who could blame them. Her beautiful blonde hair goes great with her green eyes. She is weird sometimes, but don’t let that fool you. She is the best and if your dating one, your lucky.
“Allison Hampton is so gorgeous!”

I know right!”
by AllPandasLoveMe June 18, 2019
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Hampton County

A small, redneck, trailer trash town in the middle of bum fuck egpyt that no one has ever heard of. It is filled with small trashy trailers and small breasted, tooth missing girls that ware XXL shirts to prom. He guys how graduted and still live in this shity town are on an intelligence level just above a monkey. He high school guys hunt ever day before school and the private schools are allowed them to bring guns to school. The african race has gangs which can fire a full clip of bullets and not hit a single person in a group of 20. At the local bars they no longer check IDs the count teeth, if you are missing atleast 2 you are allowed in. This town is wounderful if you like to hunt and do not want to fill threatened by the african american's ability to fire a gun. This is a great town if you like small towns where everyone knows everything about you, especially what you did last night. If you like privacy, i dont recommend living here.
person #1- "do you want to go to the bar tonight?"
Person #2- "i cant still got all my teeth."
Person #3- "well anyways, did you hear what happened last night."
by ShamedToBeFromHampton April 07, 2005
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Hampton (name)

A charming, intelligent human being!! If you ever get the chance to meet a hampton you have to take it. He is the nicest human being EVER. He will get you through hard times Sven if you tell him to go away. He’s got a hot bod and ost afraid to use it.
Dang. Did you see Hampton (name) today?? He is so hot. I think he winked at me.
by #anymous October 12, 2017
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