squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

iguanaing

Avoiding being with someone by telling them you have better things to do, when in reality, you are doing nothing. Essentially saying "I'd rather do nothing than you"!
Rooted in the fact that iguanas sit around and do nothing all day.

When Sid realized how attractive Lizzie was, he regretted iguanaing her!

by optimaloutfits April 21, 2018

Iguana

Iguana a lizard that gets too around 6ft and can drop off their tail needs feeding everyday and loves to climb they have a third eye so never approach them from the top (sky)

Rhino iguanas are nearly extinct

by Zinccc April 16, 2020

Feeding the iguana

If you know you know.

Chaz- Jeff and I got stuck feeding the iguana
Randy- Bro that's nasty

by anonymous hater 2 November 28, 2024

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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Sneaky iguana

To have intercourse secretly while others are present

Carson and maleigh performed the sneaky iguana while caleb ,amber ,and micah were in the same bed

by Iguana gang #1 June 10, 2018

iguana

a snake with legs

a: look at that snake over there!
b: that’s an iguana dumbass- it has legs

by genderlessblob March 6, 2022