“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

I woulda had to liked to got that

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

by theworldisforked February 12, 2020

I gave you all I had

MAJOR SPOLIERS FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2

Arthur morgan says this to Dutch when he is on top of the mountain in the help John escape choice. He is referring to what Dutch told him and is repeating it back, he gave his loyalty and his life to the gang.

Arthur: I gave you all I had...I did.

Dutch:i...i

Micah:cmon, Dutch. We made it.

by eggsandbacon69 June 23, 2023

If I had my little way

I would drink alcohol every day

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl

by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020

I had quite the chuckle

A saying used when a individual had a good laugh and a hilarious joke made by a 6’0 handsome devil whose names starts with a J

That was a funny joke I had quite the chuckle

by Sir Jheylan November 15, 2021

Had I only done it sooner

Kill myself of course

Had I only done it sooner. There is no meaning for me in this life.

by I can’t stand it anymore January 07, 2021

I had a little cry

I had a little cry.

I had a little cry

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023