david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

Hasselhoff

Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.

Past Tense: Hasselhoffed

I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.

by Melanie434 June 16, 2007

don't hassel the hoff

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 14, 2015

husselpuff

It's where all the black wizards go. Originated in SovietWomble's "Random CS:GO Bullshittery Part 7"

ZFCyanide: "Husselpuff, it's where all the black wizards go!"

by P0lska October 8, 2017

Hasselhoffed

1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff

1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?

by Rind November 11, 2003

Barack Hussein Obama

Obama's full name. His middle name is emphasized by haters to imply similarity to Saddam Hussein, or that he is radical Muslim (which Saddam was not). The other candidates say they oppose this tactic as juvenile name-calling, but their supporters keep doing it.

McCain reamed talk radio goon Bill Cunningham for chanting "barack HUSSEIN obama" over and over again.

by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008