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hump trophy

A cute child created from a sexual act, the fruit of your loins, procreation of a mini-me.
"How many hump trophies do you have?" "I have two hump trophies that I am aware of but there could be more that I don't know about, since I love to spread my Jiz everywhere." "Aleksandr is my only hump trophy, I am one and done!"
by DDshmutzy June 4, 2018
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Pump and Hump

When a woman's breast milk is used as a sexual lubricant.
"My wife is still breastfeeding, so I asked if she was down for a pump and hump."
by Fappus the Bold April 10, 2009
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over the hump

This idiom has several meanings:

1. over the most difficult part of something; past a midpoint of something, but not in relation to a particular age.

2. intoxicated on a drug(s).

3. an album by the band called the Kelly Family in 2004.
Things will be easy from now on. When you get over the hump, life is so much better.

Make me over the hump.

Benny is over the hump now. He is way stoned. This stuff makes you sick at first. Then suddenly you are over the hump and floating.
by Krumpsley February 5, 2012
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hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.
"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"
by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008
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stealth hump

The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.

This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.
Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.
by senorguitarra September 26, 2011
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hump and skunk

Fucking one person, whilst eating another’s asshole till full
Fancy a bit of hump and skunk?
by KevinCP September 23, 2019
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mercy hump

Because she felt bad for him, Maya gave George mercy hump.
by CurveBoy8310 July 18, 2009
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