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dope (especially meth) that disappears hella quick like houdini tha magician
i put a fat shard in the pipe i took one small ass hit nd it was thru dats sum houdini shit
houdini by ANI FUCKING ASSASIN January 20, 2009
When a guy after getting done having sex spits on a girls back which makes her turn around (thinking the man cummed on her back). After that, the guy cums in her eyes and the guy's friend comes out of a closet and punches the girl in the face.
Greg: Man I hate my girlfriend so much
Hank: You ever think of giving her a Houdini?
Greg: No, I never thought of that, Thanks!
Houdini by ichbal February 1, 2008
To perform a houdini, a male person hides in a closet or small shut off room and masturbates and holds it. When somebody walks in he lets loose on them and they get pissed.
dude, i was playing hide and seek with mom and dad and brother last night and when my mom checked the closet i let loose all over her face. it was awesome. she didnt even ground me. it was awesome

last night i was hiding in the closet and then i did a houdini all over emmas head. she flipped out
houdini by Matt Smithinsmiths February 8, 2008
Verb - derived from the great escapologist Harry Houdini, a gaming term for Gears of War where one person blasts the opponent with a close range shotgun and there is nothing left.
Jeremy: "Where the fuck did I go?!"
Jon: "You got straight Houdinied!"
Houdini by J-UniT25 December 21, 2008
its where ur fuckin a girl i the ass, and right before you nut, u pull it out and tap her on the shoulder.She turns around and you squirt her right in the face.
Me and wendy were fuckin last night and i so gave her a houdini
Houdini by Justin and Jacob July 21, 2008
To trade dates or women in genral with another person for a period of time
Guy1: bro im tired of dancing with my date
Guy2: me too
Guy1:Wanna Trade with me
Guy2:Hell ya bro lets pull a houdini !
houdini by John wilkcox August 6, 2011
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