A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.
by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006
by dakotik June 11, 2016
1. Gas is so expensive, so i am hose choking the pump.
2. I am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station
3. I probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.
2. I am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station
3. I probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.
by dj davidv November 27, 2009
n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.
Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.
by Harry Diction August 30, 2006
Function: adjective
Pronunciation:\'tō-tə 'hō-zə\
a German expression meaning "nothing going on" or "boring", used in reference to a party, nightclub or event. Literally translated, it means "dead trousers"
Die Toten Hosen is a German punk band from Düsseldorf. They have enjoyed decades-long mass appeal in Germany.
The band's name literally means "The Dead Pants" (i.e. trousers) in English. Their name is figuratively best translated as "dead boring guys".
Pronunciation:\'tō-tə 'hō-zə\
a German expression meaning "nothing going on" or "boring", used in reference to a party, nightclub or event. Literally translated, it means "dead trousers"
Die Toten Hosen is a German punk band from Düsseldorf. They have enjoyed decades-long mass appeal in Germany.
The band's name literally means "The Dead Pants" (i.e. trousers) in English. Their name is figuratively best translated as "dead boring guys".
Let's get out of here, this club is tote Hose!
by chellspecker July 24, 2010
by Goatsauce April 09, 2016
My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.
Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003