horse cock

a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.

Person A: hey, person B.
Person B: What's up?
Person A: Horse.
Person B: Cock!
Both: Horse Cock!

by unkoolaid August 29, 2021

Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.

It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.

by Me When The Moment Of September 10, 2021

horse cock

brooklyn

example: brooklyn has a huge horse cock

by sammy126969 June 30, 2023

Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf

Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

Horse cock

Fuck you Cody, you horse cocked freak.

Hym "No you didn't earn shit and are capitalizing off of decades of female bigotry. You and that retard need to get both of your heads chopped off. Both of them. Horse cock prick. They were thanks for admitting to the car sabotage on camera. Clip that and watch for him to take the video down. When the game end you're going to be the first one they come for Cody Johnston."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021

swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.

There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island

by Criminal47 August 11, 2022