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horizontigo

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The sensation of motion experienced when stopped in your vehicle and not really paying attention (such as when looking at your phone while stopped at a red light) and out of the corner of your eye you see the car next to you pull forward or backward, giving you the false impression that your car is rolling. This is often triggers a brief feeling of panic and reflexive brake action until you realize what is actually going on.
Play on words from vertigo.
"OMG I thought the car was rolling forward, but it was just the car next to us backing out of their parking space. I hate that feeling of horizontigo."
by AnomalyDetected December 7, 2012
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Where girls are silly and laugh at everything , boys are bisexual or gay or clowns and seniors are crushing on people from grade 10
I can tell that you are from horizon private school since you laugh about anything and everything
by Chikiwawa March 13, 2019
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New Horizons

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A deep space probe, launched in January of 2006, sent to research Pluto, Charon, and other trans-neptunian objects. (TNOs) Reached Pluto in summer of 2016.
Have you seen the new pictures from New Horizons yet?
by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017
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setting horizon

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Setting Horizon -

Meaning: A fading skyline, niether between land or water as youre about to travel under the earths surface and into the crust
At the burial ceremony I watched the caskets Setting Horizon.
by Alden Miles Poe April 24, 2018
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Tongue out horizontally

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Guy: Im gonna stick my tongue out horizontally
Girl: NOOOOO
by CR7andmessiisGOAT June 5, 2023
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horizontal folkdancing

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We've got a top night planned first we'll watch the footy and get pissed and at half time we'll engage in some horizontal folkdancing.
by Coitdog October 11, 2005
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Shoe event horizon

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The Shoe Event Horizon is an economic theory that draws a correlation between the level of economic (and emotional) depression of a society and the number of shoe shops the society has.

The theory is summarized as such: as a society sinks into depression, the people of the society need to cheer themselves up by buying themselves gifts. This is usually done through the purchase of shoes. As more money is spent on shoes, more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes begins to diminish. This makes people buy more shoes.

The above turns into a vicious cycle, the end result being that other industries begin to falter.

Eventually the titular Shoe Event Horizon is reached, where the only type of store economically viable to build is a shoe shop. At this point, society ceases to function, and the economy collapses, sending a world into ruin.
The population of the planet Brontitall was forced to evolve into bird-like creatures in order to survive the result of the shoe event horizon.
by Kakapo March 27, 2009
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