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holding the bag

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A person who is said to be "holding the bag" is the person the blame is lumped on for doing something usually a group of people partook in. The person who is left holding the bag is generally the scapegoat.

The term "holding the bag" is not used as widely as it was 20 years ago.
Some kids are stealing candy from the grocery store and are stuffing it in a backpack. As the manager comes each kid furiously tries to hand the backpack to one another so they are not the one caught with the evidence. The kid who ends up with the backpack while the other kids scamper has been left holding the bag. (literally! and I suspect this type of scenario is where the term was derived from originally)
by Allegra P. July 22, 2006
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Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.
'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'
by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008
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Holding a puppy

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When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.
Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.
by SousedBergin June 4, 2010
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Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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holding out

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When you're starving in the desert and fatty's been hiding a twinkie's stash in his nap sack.
WTF dude, you've been holding out on us for two weeks!
by The WORDS December 31, 2007
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Holding Hands in an IHOP

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When the man shoves his whole hand up a girls ass and shakes the ovaries like a hand shake.
The press reported this week that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were Holding Hands in an IHOP. Really Bieber...Really?
by Baldoni Bomber January 6, 2011
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