hokey

A hokey is another name for a VERY VERY loose vagina. It is derived from doing the Hokey-Pokey where you "put your left leg in, and you shake it all about" ... etc. If you can put your leg in and shake it all about in a girls vagina, then it is a hokey.

Me: man this girl i got with last night had a major hokey

friend: oh yah what do you mean?

Me: i put my whole self in and i shook it all about.

by kfreezy July 17, 2006

lunchtime hokey pokey

The act of leaving school or work to engage in sexual play with one's partner.

John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

by Michelle the Awesome December 29, 2007

hokey pokey

it's what it's all about.

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

by Moogs October 20, 2006

hokey

something that is bad or uncomfortable. usually a place.

stupid hokey australia

by fox220 December 18, 2003

Hokey Pokey

n. The use of psychotropic substances.

v. a demand for drugs esp. as in Marijuana. A drug users courtesy when requesting it's use from what's considered a "rude dude".

Hokey Pokey! Take a tokie. Smokey Smokey. Drink a sake. Like a Rocky - Picky, cocky, sticky, stocky. Snort some cokie.

"Hey, man. Puff Puff Pass ....hey ....Hey ....HEY!!.... Hokey Pokey, Mother Fucker!!"

by Nomaddamon October 7, 2007

Hokey Doked

Technical term used by IT professionals to describe a REALLY REALLY REALLY whacked up PC.

Well this server is totally hokey doked!

by jmchapman April 20, 2010

hokey balokey

Bullshit, poor excuse

Coach: Sam why aren't you practicing today?
Sam: Well I just ate lunch and practice was almost over.
Coach: Ahhhh that's hokey balokey. Get in the fuckin' water.

by Tommaso305 January 23, 2014