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Hogwarts Elementary

1. Used by the infamous Harry Potter to put his name in the Goblet of Fire when Dumbledore tried to draw a line through the school, an AGE line, and say you were not, at Hogwarts, but there you were, at Hogwarts Elementary, apparently.
2. a classical dupe using wizardry when someone's tried to bar children, using magic
3. kids besting you with magic like it was easy and you're a fraud, from the fable that Albus Dumbledore could tell you a school was admitted to the tournament and younger kids were not there.
"Harry said if he HAD wanted to do it, since he IS at Hogwarts anyway, it's not like he can't best you it's Elementary really." "He said Hogwarts Elementary?" "Oh, no, yes he did, fuck."
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
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Hogwarts

Hogwarts is a school for witches and wizards :>. U YES U u reading this ik u wanna live in hogwarts
Hogwarts is my home :<
by Lovegood Fam August 16, 2021
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Hogwart

When she binge watches Harry Potter with you all day and y'all pull out your magic wants and decide to f* and she smells like under cooked bacon
I called out of work tomorrow so we can both hogwart
by gemz828 March 25, 2025
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Hogwarts

The UK school of wizardry in the Harry Potter universe. You start at ten years of age and you officially graduate when your 17. You learn how to fight, potion brewing, and most importantly, How to kill! Very handy knowledge when the most feared wizard of them all is trying to kill you.
MOM! CAN I GO TO HOGWARTS!”
“No!”
“Why?”
“NO!”
by Brainyact September 23, 2020
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Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.
- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face
by fikconker June 29, 2017
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Hogwarts

When your mouth fucking someone and put on glasses. Then say to the chamber of secrets, and you shove your dick in their ear
Have you ever been to Hogwarts.
by Mr. Webley February 25, 2021
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Hogwarts

A school for magical wizards/witches.NO MUGGLES ALLOWED.
I FINALLY GOT EXCEPTED TO HOGWARTS.
by Igloo blooga December 12, 2021
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