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hispandexx

when an older spanish woman is wearing tight and revealing clothing like she was still sixteen but her gravity plagued anatomy is falling out
look at tia Maria over there wearing a halter top and tight jeans but her gut is hanging out and her ass is touching the back of her knees she really has to quit wearing her hispandexx
by rob from ct November 14, 2009
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hispanic

A made up word to describe the people of the non-existent land of Hispania
Are you Hispanic?

Do I look like I come from Hispania?
by KSf3izzle January 3, 2008
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angry hispanic mom

RUN!!!!!
SHIT IS MY MOM RUN!!!!
A ANGRY HISPANIC MOM
by meep3004 January 17, 2018
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Hispanic

According to the U.S. Census, people who come from or decended from a Spanish-speaking people or country. The term "Hispanic" is completely incorrect as it lumps together two different races to be one: (for example) Spanish Europeans with Mexicans. Mexicans are in fact biracial, since they are mixed of Spanish and Native American ancestry. Caucasians are considered people who have European ancestry. Since Spain is in Europe, Spaniards are white/caucasian, which is obvious by their physical appearence.
Hispanic = Spaniard = European = White (does not make any sense)
by man in the universe April 20, 2007
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hispandex

n. An American racial slur aimed at male Hispanics and male Americans of Latino descent in general, referring to their greater willingness to wear form-revealing beachwear such a tiny Speedos, or swimming trunks made of lycra or spandex than the average obese or underendowed White Anglo-Saxon Protestant beachgoer.
There is a popular website showing candid pictures of well-endowed male Latinos in Speedos on the beach called "Hispandex".

After her trip to Coney Island, little Sue-Ann went to bed with visions of hispandex dancing in her head.
by Benoit Racine June 20, 2008
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hispanesian

A mixed race of both polynesian and hispanic ancestry.
my boy eddie straight up Hispanesian, wearing his panamanian t-shirt and hawiian shorts.
by Polynessian puppet December 9, 2008
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hispangulate

When your Hispanic and you ejaculate in a very odd or weird manner.
My friend jose hispangulates all night
by Bunk bink July 24, 2017
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