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Hembree Hosedown

An event immediately following a Cleveland Steamer when the "Steamed on" party is laid down outdoors and hosed off by being urinated on.
Mark and Dave giggled in the backyard as they followed up a Cleveland Steamer with a Hembree Hosedown.
by Kimberly Clark May 28, 2008
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Hemdroid

A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."

A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."
"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"
by Steafan August 26, 2013
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Hemdroid

A Hemdroid is a hardcore Android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time Apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. Most hemdroids spend their time trolling Apple announcements bashing Apple fans. This is also referred to as "hemdroidal flare up".
Man, I was trying to learn about the features of the new iPhone, but the hemdroids were like locust!
by TheSodaKid September 18, 2014
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Hamerly

Some one who regularly changes their goals to avoid the feeling of discomfort or similar negative emotions.
John has been such a hamerly the past few years. At this rate, I’m afraid he’ll never get it together.
by Mrworddoctor3 December 27, 2020
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Helmersterp

"Bro you need some helmersterp"

"tf is that"
"i can taste colors bro"
by Helmersterp Gospel May 30, 2021
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Hemel School

The best secondary school in Hemel that ends up still being shit at the same time.
Hemel School is an amazingly shit place.”
by epicspoonman November 5, 2022
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part-heimers

A loss of brain function that occurs with certain conditions, such as someone out of the loop; working part-time and not having the updated information; forgetting an important fact; being in the age range from 25 - 100 and part way to having the condition of alzheimers. A take off of the word "alzheimers".
A person corrected for giving out incorrect information would, "Sorry, it must be my part-heimers."
by Drofla April 17, 2013
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