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part-heimers 

A loss of brain function that occurs with certain conditions, such as someone out of the loop; working part-time and not having the updated information; forgetting an important fact; being in the age range from 25 - 100 and part way to having the condition of alzheimers. A take off of the word "alzheimers".
A person corrected for giving out incorrect information would, "Sorry, it must be my part-heimers."
part-heimers by Drofla April 17, 2013
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Pastheimers

The condition from which a demographic or a single party who chooses to stay locked in history. The condition leads to a sense of entitlement or victimization. Forgiveness is the cure let it go. It is a hypersensitivity and focus to situations that cannot be changed.
Pastheimers has ruined a generation of Americans., You are not defined by the actions or mistreatment of our ancestors.Sally was so consumed by Pastheimers that she was soon unable to talk about her own experiences.
Pastheimers by anonymous March 28, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026