Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis

"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."

by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018

Heffron Drive

A band that consits of Kendall Schmidt and Dustin Belt. They are an Electro/Pop/Alternative band currently located in California. They are pretty damn amazing. Kendall Schmidt-- Vocals & Guitar . Dustin Belt-- B.U. Vocals & Guitar. Kendall is currently becoming very famous as Kendall Knight in the show Big Time Rush.

Check Heffron Drive out @ there myspace, twitter and purevolume. (Kendall's Twitter is :@HeffronDrive
Dustin's Twitter is :@dbeltwrites)

Kendall has a youtube account and so does Dustin.

Kendall: K3ndallschmidt go there and listen to his covers and updates on youtube.

Dustin: waldoboi is his username on youtube.

girl- so have you heard of Kendall Schmidt?
other girl- ya. he's in Heffron Drive
girl- he's also in Big Time Rush
other girl- well its good to see he's living his dream.

by mrssiriusblack13 April 14, 2011

hefferheffer

The mastermind of organizing boss runs and selling boss items in the MMORPG Maplestory. He's known to be always dependable. Many people even let him go on their account. He's really THAT trustable because of his reputation.

He uses an epicly funded Dark Knight on Windia.

mapler#1: how did you get that Zakum Helmet?

mapler#2: hefferheffer did it while I was asleep

mapler#1: maan, why did I even ask...

by Babyboysamu July 11, 2009

biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

by annanugg September 14, 2010

Heifer-Dust

Heifer-dust was made popular in 1993 by a Southern Congresswoman to describe folks that were ‘stirring up trouble’ and trying to block a confirmation to the Clinton administration.

She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.

It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.

I’m gonna add some heifer-dust to our romance...to make him act right!

by UrbanMs October 28, 2019

Fart Huffer

One who enjoys smelling farts, either self-flatulated or those originated from another man or animal. Fart huffing typically involves a series of deep and aggressive inhalation cycles, sometimes aided by a cupping motion of the palm, fanning the fart from the asshole to the nose.

I was amazed to see Jimmy huffing his dog's silent farts. He huffed as if posessed, and it made me sick to my stomach. I guess Jimmy is a real fart huffer.

by The Boney July 27, 2006

Heffron

A person who dominates at everything he does. This person is amazing at sports, gets good grades and gets all the girls. A Heffron is everything you want to be but better. When people see a Heffron they get really jealous because they know they can never be that amazing. You can tell a wannabe Heffron from a regular one because the fake just won't be as good or have that sparkle in his eye.

Jesus what a superstar that Heffron is.
I would trade everything to be a Heffron.
Sports center top 10 is now called the Heffron highlights.

by Jo fauit January 22, 2008