the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate
"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"
"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"
"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"
by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012

The type of headache that occurs when a woman, young child or girlyman shoots a weapon too big for their frail bodies.
Usually associated with turkey hunters under the age of 30.
Usually associated with turkey hunters under the age of 30.
by Reconman February 10, 2015

by Post-Hardcore4Life August 6, 2011

White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever
by cynic September 3, 2004

by MulletBoy June 24, 2010

by Shinra07 January 23, 2008

"When I see their happy faces, smiling back at me..."
"AH! 7th Heaven has been on for the past three hours. I've got such a 7th headache!"
"AH! 7th Heaven has been on for the past three hours. I've got such a 7th headache!"
by tdog8 December 4, 2009
