ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate

"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"

by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012

recoil headache

The type of headache that occurs when a woman, young child or girlyman shoots a weapon too big for their frail bodies.

Usually associated with turkey hunters under the age of 30.

Example: "After shooting Grandpa's 12 gauge I had a bad recoil headache."

by Reconman February 10, 2015

Headbanger's Headache

It's what you get from Headbanging for a long and intense period of time.

I just got a Headbanger's Headache from listening to Asking Alexandria.

by Post-Hardcore4Life August 6, 2011

saigon headache

White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever

What some of these people do is sickening.

by cynic September 3, 2004

Sex Headache

When you get a bad headache from having sex too many times in a row.

Dude, I have such a bad sex headache. Nicole took me 11 times tonight!

by MulletBoy June 24, 2010

cloverfield headache

The headache you get from the shaky filming while watching the movie Cloverfield.

Dude, watching your crappy video of people running gives me a cloverfield headache

by Shinra07 January 23, 2008

7th Headache

The headache given by watching copious amounts of 7th Heaven.

"When I see their happy faces, smiling back at me..."
"AH! 7th Heaven has been on for the past three hours. I've got such a 7th headache!"

by tdog8 December 4, 2009