Hat Trick

Penetrating all 3 orifaces of your woman in one sitting - a true hat trick order is standard, anal, oral.

I scored a hat trick last with my girl last night!

by Flopp June 2, 2003

Hat Trick

When drunk/passed out, and a person vomits, pisses, and shits the bed.

Droopalong was so drunk last night, he pulled a hat trick in his own bed. I say we burn his mattress while he's at the laundromat.

by cheepnis05 June 4, 2013

The hat trick

Sleeping with three different women in the same day

Homie: damn nigga, I'm so tired...
Ol boy: what happened?
Homie: pulled the hat trick and nearly broke my back. Doing that daily is a workout

Ol boy: damn, you getting it in like Flynn

by dt. August 18, 2011

perfect hat-trick

In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.

- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?

- Yeah, went back to hers

- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?

- Nah, she wouldn't do anal

by Paul Bird January 22, 2011

cholo hat-trick

Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.

Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.

After a rough day of bussing tables, Hector decided to let off some steam with a cholo hat-trick.

by Dognutts December 21, 2007

Hat Trick

In ice hockey when one individual player scores 3 or more goals. the third is called the hat trick. after the 3rd goal, fans and people in the stadium throw their hats onto the ice and cheer. this usually causes a delay of game because the alll the hats have to be cleaned up, but none the less a hat trick is still epic.

that nhl player rocks! he has already had 2 hat tricks this season and its only october!

by abbyyyyyyyy November 28, 2009

Hanson Hat Trick

When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.

Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.

by why did we trade shelley? February 13, 2010