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Hard Parked

That guy in the miata is so hard parked right now!
by Rick Flavor November 2, 2012
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Work Hard Play Hard

A person who’s incredibly dedicated to their career and often has more then one job yet never turns down a good time. Their schedule is so crammed with work and social events that they have to pull out a 20lb planner to pencil you in.
Work hard play hard. Alishia. On top of her game, educated, has a full-time career, dedicated mother, plans every detail of her life. She’s so busy that when you text her she will forget to text you back but will call you in a rush on speaker phone on her way to next event or as she’s working on something. (There will always be another person she’s speaking to at the same time) However, when it’s time to go out she will pregame in the car with fireball shots, drop it like it’s hot when her song comes on, and she’s a social butterfly loved by everyone she meets.
by JMarron October 2, 2021
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hard pack

a solid packed shit that requires very little toilet paper to clean your ass with afterwards because it leaves no residue.
when your staring at a less than half a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom you better pray for a hard pack.
by Auntpeg69 September 16, 2009
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Rock and a hard place.

Deciding on a negative permanent situation or another negative permanent situation.
It's my wife or my girlfriend. Im stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She is taking a hard dick in the ass and a rock in the pussy. Or visa versa. A sexual fantasy position. Also known as Double penetration.
Some dicks are referred to as hard as a rock, some dicks are hard.
by Fireann Steele November 29, 2019
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Hard Pill to Swallow

1. Something hard to accept. (eg. the ps3 was a flop, and that was a hard pill to swallow for Sony.)

2. A song by Blacklite District.
Jeez, that rejection was a hard pill to swallow.
by SkeletonGuy November 22, 2018
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Hard poo

That was a hard poo
by Tandoori night lover March 30, 2020
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Hard park

All of these other definitions are wrong.

Hard parking is when you flex at a car show so hard, that it makes other cars seem weak, or soft. It means your car is well respected enough (for any genre of car enthusiast: classic/modern domestic, JDM, euro, bagged, VIP, donks, slabs ) that the event coordinators usually let you park in the premier spots, usually parked on sidewalks or other areas that are like BLAM. HARD PARKED.

Lots of street cars typically with clout can park almost anywhere and appear to be hard parked. Sometimes you gotta hittem with the angle too.
Yo let's check out that hard parked Evo over there
by Boulderc30 January 29, 2021
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