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standing hampton

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton
by F_Dawg April 25, 2008
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South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.
John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.
by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006
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East Hampton, CT

a town in eastern-central Connecticut. Residents often have to explain that no, they don't live in the Hamptons, or in Massachusetts. known for making all sorts of bells, the nickname is Belltown and the high school's masot is the bellringer, or a man with a three cornered hat from the american revolution ringing a bell that looks strangely like a pirate. the redneck population is slowly increasing in east hampton, and people have been known to come "out of the woods" for its well known Old Home Day celebration. The town's high school and very nearby portland high school have an intense, and very bloody rivalry, especially in soccer. lake pocotopaug, although very green, is a wonderful place to swim, and participate in water sports of all types.
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East Hampton!

OMG you live in the Hamptons? You must be rich!

Nah dude, East Hampton, CT ....
by snaker220 March 18, 2011
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Dirty Hampton

When you have the best dick and are so insanely sexy girls just throw them selves at you begging for that cock. Creating a nymphomaniac
Damn look at him, he's a dirty Hampton
by Evalan Harrell April 5, 2020
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Jude Hampton

Jude Hampton is a very very chad like male. He hits the griddy like its nobody's business. Jude also licks cracks like he smoke that loud pack. Jude is a spicy lover of all his discord kittens, he moderates discord and reddit, a man of true culture. Jude is Cheif Keefs personal foot masoos. He attends to all his foot related issues. Jude isnt afraid to get down and dirty, he will lube himself up and roll around in a vatt of semen just to see you pop a titty. If by now you dont want him, you may be diagnosed with severe retardation. Jude and his wopping five centimetres will be ready to dick you down at any chance he gets.
Wow, Jude Hampton is so cool!!!
by Hindenburgman March 29, 2022
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Lionel Hampton

The best Bamf-NWA who ever played the vibraphone.
He was one of the nicest jazz musicians ever, without the attitude of Miles Davis or arrogance. His sensitivity and finesse made him uniquely approachable and a great dude to hang out with. Trust me, I knew him.

He picked up Quincy Jones and gave him his start.

RIP Lionel, a great man and friend.
Lionel Hampton used to play the vibes with a smile.

He was a real charitable man, funding many housing projects.

He was a Republican, who was also a 33rd degree Freemason. What a bamf.

He could swat a bullet with the hammers he played his vibes with.

He was such a bamf on the vibes that after he had a stroke, he even continued to play.
by Qiote April 18, 2010
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a hampton

the act of masterbating while in the process of taking a shit
hey bobby, dude, i've got to shit... and i'm thinking about knocking out a hampton while i'm in there
by Freddy Wonderlight July 11, 2010
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