Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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So halal mode

Someone: *says something so halal mode*
Me: “so halal mode”
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So halal mode

Person: *says something so halal mode*
Me: “so halal mode”
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halal peek

If you peek around a corner insanely fast
Bro, that cheater halal peeked our entire team as if he was Chuck Norris.
by cafcon December 11, 2023
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Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.
The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pistamp on them could be used in local universities.
by Fasters February 11, 2022
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Halaler

A person or object that is more halaler than another
person “I am halal” , person 2 “I am halaler
by Aeeman February 10, 2020
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halal fam

Legend says that halal fam was a group of friends who shared memes and laughter until a tragedy happened.

People were shipping 3 pair of friends which lead the 6 people and 1 third wheel to make a group called the gaga gang. One day, one of the members of gaga gang (alif baikal) was bored and decided to make a dumb family tree. That family tree consisted of 16 people including the members of gaga gang. So he decided to make a group chat and named it halal fam.

The members are: alif baikal, alyssus hannah, gurwindow, Michael, rheonk, ㅎ오유, mehamilf, aleedaddy, ario, chef yan, zak, evanka, varushine, subinic, zamirbaby and arwoman

One day, one of the admins named alyssus hannah turned evil and with her sidekick fluffer, she ended the group by murdering them mercilessly.

Today, the group remains a history as one of the most non-halal groups to have ever exist.
Michael: let's have sex
ㅎ옹ㅎ: okay but where daddy?
rheonk: in halal fam baby boy
by sunsetaekook September 07, 2021
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