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Side Haircut 

Haircut on the sides of your head, leaving your hair long on the top. Looks best if blended into the top. Shaven in usually a 1 or 2 setting. Mostly for men.. But girls, if you want to try it.. Go ahead..
Woah! Did you see Richard's side haircut? It's totally rad.

John's side haircut makes himself look fly af.
Side Haircut by Clavefor October 12, 2014

Shite or a haircut 

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.
"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
Shite or a haircut by Davie B August 1, 2006

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

fuccboi haircut 

A haircut of a fuccboi, which is also known as "Hitler Youth"
fuccboi haircut by oh ny3s May 13, 2015

Brooklyn haircut 

A term mentioned in Cobra Starship's "It's Amateur Night At Apollo Creed!" in the line "I love, love girls with Brooklyn haircuts". In an interview Ryland Blackinton gave during the Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking tour, he explained that the term is derived from the "scenesters" that reside in Brooklyn and the haircut in question is infact a "scene" cut. Choppy layers, side swept bangs, go visit a local show for real life examples.
For examples of a brooklyn haircut, go see one of the following bands and take a good look at the haircut the majority of the girls will be sporting:
Cobra Starship, We The Kings, All Time Low, The Academy Is..., The Audition, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Forever The Sickest Kids, Mayday Parade, etc.

shotgun haircut 

A popular hairstyle, mostly worn by "scene" and "emo" kids. Hair is usually cut longer in the front with back of the head styled spiky/ blown-out , or spiky in the back with bangs straight across the forehead. Style starts in the mid-90s in the San Diego hardcore scene, by legendary scenester Justin Pearson who played in the 90s screamo bands Struggle, Swing Kids, Crimson Curse (later The Locust). An earlier term for this look was "Spock-Rock" or "Romulan Rock", which was in direct reference to the shotgun hairstyle that was common within this punk scene. Kids later added bleached tips and neon colored streaks as the style entered the "myspace" era.
Did you see Danny's new shotgun haircut? He looks like an anime character!
shotgun haircut by NowuKnow85 January 6, 2017