Gruff Nut

The little bits of poo that can gather on hairs around the anus.

i.e. That girl has lots of gruff nuts dangling down.

by Steven Mallaber November 29, 2007

Billy Goat's Gruff

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

by bigrattus November 21, 2003

GUFFY

Original creator of nukezone, spends too much time with strange Canadians

ffs, wtf is guffy doing?

by ethiaa October 13, 2003

Gruff Rhys

Lead Singer of the Super Furry Animals. Notoriously slowly spoken. Fuelled by imagination.

by Kate Moles October 25, 2003

Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.

Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.

by HH05 January 15, 2021

the gruffudd

pronounced gruh-fawd. hair region above a man's penis.

named for the welsh actor ioan gruffudd (pronounced, yo-wan, griffith)

wow, i love hair. i love the gruffudd on that guy.
i hate hair, it's sweaty and gross

by synecdoche April 29, 2006

the gruffudd

a. triangle area of the man, involving the cock cuts downward.
this name comes from a mispronounciation, of the last name, of the welsh actor "ioan gruffudd" (correctly pronounced, yo-wahn, griffith see ioan gruffudd ) seen in a revealing shower/towel pose.
b. this phrase refers to the patch of pubic hair right above a man's penis.
c. sometimes confused with the davids.

i hate pubic hair; i dont like the gruffudd.

i like pubic hair; i like the gruffudd on that male model.

by zeugma May 8, 2006