Crosby Groupie

An unintelligent and promiscuous female NHL hockey spectator who mindlessly cheers for the whiny, diving, princess-like antics of Sidney Crosby.

Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.

Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.

They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.

Synonyms: Crosby whore, Crosby slut, Crosby bitch, Crosby broad, Crosby fangirl

{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!

Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!

by The Joker in Bruges April 22, 2010

groupie

someone who enjoys being around rock groups and also enjoys having sex with them

groupies are girls, women, females, chicks,chix

by jjjjjj July 5, 2006

Groupie

Forma di idolatrazione moderna.
principalmente compiuta da forme di vita di sesso femminile.

Groupie:"Voglio fare svegliare le menti dei mentecatti! Gli propongo un metodo per uscire dal torpore, per leggersi tra le righe e flagellarsi (e poi è l'incentivo per accelerare la produzione di un nuovo loro figlio versione ciddì, del quale ho bisogno, ecco) "

by Sbobb February 10, 2014

Groupie Pics

Groupie Pics are a picture of you and three or more people you've never met before. The opposite of selfies,- extroverted not introverted. It's a great way to meet people and put a smile on their faces! Look-up the Groupie Pics in your facebook search, and post a Groupie!

Did you see the latest Groupie Pics I took at the beer festival?

by WVUDave March 27, 2017

Third World Groupie

A western white guy who likes dark, beautiful, foreign girls.

Steve is such a Third World Groupie. He loves watching those starlets in the Bollywood movies.

by Ma$tiboy July 23, 2016

groupies

People, usually young females, who are drawn to musicians in a sexual manner.

Listen you chicks!now didn' .. didn't you just say that you got off bein' juked with a BABY OCTOPUS and spewed upon with cream corn? And that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a YOO-HOO bottle or she went apeshit?!.. What's the deal, baby? Come on..
Howie! Howie, lissen yo me... all that's true, and sometimes I even dig it with a Doctor Brown's Cream Soda... or a CEL-RAY!... but we are not groupies!

by ggggz September 13, 2005

phloom groupie

A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."

"Dude, help me out on that thread. That clontarf and his phloom groupies are annoying as shit!"

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008