Trump’s affectionate nickname for Putin, that little gnome who causes so many people to mysteriously disappear.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019
Someone who goes hard on the sesh every week and can down vodka like it’s water while everyone’s passed out the sesh gremlins still going at full speed with a Drv in one hand and a box full of pills in the other sometimes a sesh gremlin can become blackout drunk other times they are perfectly fine. Sesh gremlins are not bothered about alchopops like lambrinin and kopparbergs these people would be known as jr seshlings
Jessica : “aughh I feel sick and I’ve only had a bottle of lambrini “
Samantha:”jesiccaaa you’re such a jr seshling look at Emily she’s had 3 bottles of vodka and she’s still going what a sesh gremlin”
Samantha:”jesiccaaa you’re such a jr seshling look at Emily she’s had 3 bottles of vodka and she’s still going what a sesh gremlin”
by Seshmaster666 October 08, 2018
a gremlin who lured metal man to her lair and got his fingers up her love hole for her efforts
commonly reffered to in the fables of aesop as 'gremmy'. the most widely known tale featuring the gremlin is the tale of the marathon, in which 'gremmy' cycles many miles, only to take her helmet off in the last mile and hurt her head.
the lesson: metal man will finger it better
commonly reffered to in the fables of aesop as 'gremmy'. the most widely known tale featuring the gremlin is the tale of the marathon, in which 'gremmy' cycles many miles, only to take her helmet off in the last mile and hurt her head.
the lesson: metal man will finger it better
"is that the same metal man who got fingered by the gremlin?"
"no stupid he fingered her"
"o yeh i forgot he has herpes"
"yes"
"no stupid he fingered her"
"o yeh i forgot he has herpes"
"yes"
by mr harley March 24, 2007
A friend who has no sleep schedule yet loves sleep, collects everything they find on the ground and probably has horrific mental health.
*pile of blankets moves*
Don’t mind that its just the gremlin friend. Throw them some pocky and they will not fight you.
Don’t mind that its just the gremlin friend. Throw them some pocky and they will not fight you.
by Leduckyboi January 25, 2021
An ugly green monster wearing a tattered red shirt who hides in your videogames. He can get in your disks, cartridges, games systems, and (if you break any of them) possibly your house. The gremlin is afraid to be outside of the video game world so chances of him glitching your home are very slim. If the gremlin gets in your game before you start playing it he will send a storm of glitches to fuck you up. There is no cure for the glitch gremlin, so you better be lucky.
*Guy starts super mario brothers*
Guy: Fuck! All the text is fucked up!
Glitch gremlin: ZrrtttZrttghttt
Guy: Now it's making wierd sound- oop. It froze. I hate the glitch gremlin!
Guy: Fuck! All the text is fucked up!
Glitch gremlin: ZrrtttZrttghttt
Guy: Now it's making wierd sound- oop. It froze. I hate the glitch gremlin!
by AnalPenetrationByForce October 27, 2011
When commiting the carnal act of Anal Sex with someone, you finish inside them and once completed you slide your fingers inside the recently abused area and scoop out the mixture of semen, lube and excrement and draw a line down their back. This will give them a streak that looks similar to the streak on the head of the Gremlin Spike.
by qua3kers December 30, 2009
A whore who roams the office under desks providing oral pleasure to coworkers to boost company moral
Worker 1 "Why is Paul so happy this morning?"
Worker 2 "The desk gremlin must have paid him a visit"
Worker 2 "The desk gremlin must have paid him a visit"
by Nathan Lepoudre January 25, 2018