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Alibaba Graduate

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A recipient of the postgraduate computer science scholarship, offered by the Chinese tech Alibaba, which is notorious for condoning fake and pirated goods on its e-commerce site—one who could be recruited as a “rogue hacker” or cyber terrorist for the Chinese Communist Party.
As a recent Alibaba graduate from Singapore, Jack couldn’t turn down the million-dollar job offer to work for one of Alibaba’s security departments, where he’s unspokenly expected to hack foreign IT systems to steal intelligence information for China’s military.
by MathPlus September 4, 2018
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Graduating

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Verb. Stepping up from one grade to another/ moving on to something better.
(Relationship)

Linda - What was it you wanted to talk to me about?

Steve - Alright, I'm graduating from your ass.

Linda - ...Graduating?

Steve - I'm moving on to your friend Lisa she's a lot better in bed than you are.

(In Real Life)

Yo my boy just graduated from his bitch and got himself a MILF
by Officer Spectacular May 21, 2010
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graduated to glory

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Connor: Our paternal grandfather was Irish, our paternal grandmother was Cuban.
Reporter: "Was?"
Connor: Meaning they're not longer here. They have graduated to glory.
by SpencerFlippinReid April 19, 2018
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FBU Graduate: primarily educated by reading other's Facebook posts.

Any person (especially millennials) that consistently assert there opinions and points of view based primarily on what they read on Facebook. (or any other type of social media)
Hey, have you ever had a conversation with that asshat Bill?

No, why?

Don't bother. He is clearly an FBU (Facebook University) Graduate.
by Hammr11 November 28, 2017
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Graduation Party

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A party to celebrate a graduation. The friends who don't show up because "something came up" means that they don't really care about you.
*Text message 10 minutes before the party

Abby: "Hey I'm sorry I'm not going to make it to your graduation party my car broke"
John: " So is your brother's car broken too? Because I invited him."
Abby: "..."
by BiggestBoyo July 23, 2019
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Virtual Graduation

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Noun: Modified graduation ceremony for Class of 2020. Students are filmed recieving diplomas. It is a laborious process that requires innumerable hours of work. Developed as a result of global pandemic.

Verb: cause of head explosions. Upon hearing about virtual graduation as a result of students and parents take to social media to spread negativity because they no longer have the ability to contact the school personally via phone or email.
Parent/Student 1: (facebook post) virtual graduation is BS. They lied to us. Let's be a mob and all rant. ***heads explode***
by Mayor Ellen May 17, 2020
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An individual who has completed the required courses for the University of Central Florida's College of Business. These individuals are well-rounded and well prepared for the real world due the the experiential nature of courses such as Cornerstone and Capstone.
by Caregivers November 23, 2009
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