Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help to save the planet.
father: No means no, Greta
daughter: Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

Greta by thurb June 28, 2023

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help save the planet
father: Never means never, Greta
daughter: Greta? Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

Greta by thurb April 28, 2024

Greta

To jump from one cause to another in order to grift the world for money

I totally pulled a Greta when I switched it up from supporting climate change and. Now I support hamas.

Greta by Jimbo_Rooney123 June 3, 2025

Gréta

Hungarian girl, who can steal your boyfriend. Usually hot.

Oh no! Gréta f*cked my bf!

Gréta by AhotpersonnamedGréta November 21, 2021

Greta Van Fleet

A fucking awesome band that consists of 3 brothers, Josh Kiszka (lead singer), Jake Kiszka (guitarist), Sam Kiszka (bassist), and their friend Danny Wagner (drummer). They're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, and make great music that takes you back to the 70s. They are all in their early 20s and extremely talented. It is only the beginning for them.

Me: Man that new Greta Van Fleet album is awesome
Friend: omg I know I love them

Greta Van Fleet by gayle23 May 10, 2019

Greta Salpeter 

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.

1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."

Greta Salpeter by Nice Girls Finish First August 28, 2009

greta van fleet

the best band in the history of music

-hey did you hear the new greta van fleet album

-fucking obviously they’re the best band in the history of music

greta van fleet by sammys gurl October 9, 2021