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Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.
Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
by Valmerito September 11, 2024
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Gooner Arm

When someone goons so often the arm they use to goon becomes stronger than the other.
he goons so often he can rep 100lbs with his right arm (gooner arm) but can’t even pick up the 10lb with his left.
by Notinko101 November 22, 2025
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The Gooner

A person characterized by her laziness and masturbation addiction. It is a femboy and seeks attention from women through chastity. It enjoys sucking Tim's cock. For an example look up: Valentin Knorr.
you`re not a Gooner,.. you`re the Gooner. Fuck you, you piece of shit
by vALENTIN hATER March 22, 2025
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Goonerization

The trend of gatcha games by and large to use female characters as sexual objects in order to generate sales to sustain the game, as without them, they wouldn't have a viable business model. Similar to how crabs have evolved independently multiple times across the world, gatcha games feature a variety of sexual exploitation to pry money from the hands of gamers. It is well documented that male characters are widely unpopular in these type of games.
"All gatcha games must undergo goonerization in order to financially survive."
by Mahjongleur July 16, 2025
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Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.
"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."
by blushywushy February 3, 2025
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Gooner

Like the most racist word ever
Cade's favorite word in Gooner
by Chas the Spaz Gaming May 9, 2021
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Gooner

A gooner is someone who is very easily aroused by anything that hints sexual or attractiveness
Acie is such a gooner she just doesn't stop
by TheGuyWhoSubmitted July 17, 2025
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