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Gooner Yala

The indigenous tribe of gooners in Panama, known for their creation of molas, fabric-layered works of art, sometimes depicting elaborate renditions of their surroundings (often gooning.)
“Yo you wanna see the Gooner Yala tomorrow?”
Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”
by OneWaffleBoi August 29, 2025
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gooner

jordan219: what does gooner mean
me: jordan on fent
by drakehaha April 19, 2024
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Gooner

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.
Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.
by Haha-Man September 30, 2025
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gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak
"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly
by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025
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Gooner

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.
Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids
by Manus craig December 9, 2023
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Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
by DrDryNips February 2, 2025
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gooner

someone who has the innate desire to goon
he is such a gooner.
by Kykai February 10, 2025
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