Gooner 

A goober that's missing/gone

Jeff is a gooner.

Gooner by DarkThirsty February 27, 2024

Gooner 

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon

Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"

Gooner by erghuij June 29, 2024

Gooner 

A soul bereft of fair damsels and frequently participates in the sinful act of gooning

Person 1: "thou art a gooner?"
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."

Gooner by anonymous July 8, 2024

Gooner 

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.

"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"

Gooner by GrandAutismo131 March 26, 2024

Gooner 

A slur used against bile spewers or nursing spewers

"Ah fuck! I got gooned on by a gooner!"

Gooner by GrandAutismo131 March 28, 2024

gooner 

jordan on fent

jordan219: what does gooner mean
me: jordan on fent

gooner by drakehaha April 19, 2024

Gooner 

Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7

Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner

Gooner by Sebos April 26, 2024