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Good Charlotte

A faggy, annoying band that 12 year old posers tend to be obsessed with. They suck at everything they play, sound like shit, and probably have circle jerks with eachother. They team up with Simple Plan to be the worst excuse for punk bands in the history of music. They in fact DID sell out. Just because the lyric books says "we'ld like to thank the fans" does not mean they actually give two shits about you.. sorry.. but they're fucking horrible, poser, POP (not punk), loser band that should be terminated for all airwaves.
Once these 12 year old girls hit 14, they will hate good charlotte like every other non-poser, normal person!
by A Wishful Puppeteer May 14, 2005
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Good Charlotte

Well this is easy...

Shit. Pure, utter, gay shit. Only famous because MTV made them that way. One of clear channel's prized possessions.
Good Charlotte- I'd rather drink the fluid that comes out of a piece of elephant dung than listen to those cocks.
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Good Charlotte

a talent-less poser band that tries to make everyone think they are punk when they are definitely not.

anyone who thinks they are punk has no clue what punk is and should probably shut up and finish they're homework (fucking teenyboppers). this band has no talent and plays nothing but formulaic cliche poptard music.

the average age group of listeners is 14. anyone older than that who likes good charlotte is just a dumb-fuck preppy who is too stupid to find real music to listen to.
Good Charlotte is NOT punk.

Good Charlotte is listened to by 14 year-old teenybopper little boys.

Good Charlotte, along with Avril Lavigne, have tarnished the punk image with their conformist pop retardations.
by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008
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Good Charlotte

The Gayest Fucking band in existence. headed by a castrated White guy who thinks he's black.
Person 1: WHOO HOO! GOOD CHARLOTTE ROCKS!
Person 2: (beats the holy fuck out of guy 1)
by AlbertG July 15, 2008
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Good Charlotte

A once awesome band that got a lot of MD high school kids through some tough times only to sell their souls to the MTV devil, thus destroying the hope they had given to so many loyal fans. Now adored by hundreds of 12 year old girls who get insanely pissy whenever someone accuses GC of selling out and yet have never heard their first album and have no idea what the band used to be.
On the east coast we ride until the day we die...dirty liars.
by NJM July 21, 2008
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Good Charlotte

Good Charlotte is a fuckin pouser band they should die
pouser band that should die for reals anyone that likes them should die too
by fucker July 25, 2008
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Good Charlotte

A cancerous poser 'Punk' band that think they are as 'Hardcore' as GG Allin. While this group of poser corporate whores known as Good Charlotte are being mindless corporate slaves for the corporate filth known as MTV, GG Allin would have been self mutilating himself, exposing himself to crowd members and last but not least eating his own feces and shitting on himself.
Sheeple 1: Good Charlotte are number 1!!! Sheeple 2: Im run on hormones and have half a brain but Good Charlotte are number 1!!! Sheeple 1: Hey you over there do you agree that Good Charlotte are number 1? GG Allin: *EXPOSES HIS PECKER*
by GG ALLIN XXX November 2, 2016
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