goob

a female newbie, as in "girl noob"

Overheard on Halo online: "What are you goobs about 13 years old? Beat it."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

goob

1. to have sexual relations with; fuck

"I heard that she and Dre goobed in the Mcdonalds parking lot"

by 1111 August 22, 2006

Goobs

> melo. No one can stop him.

goobs > melo, don't you think?

by Goobs February 25, 2005

goob

Gay noob.

Paul: Ah damn, I lost. Suck me.
Sam: Shaddup you goob!

by GoobIsGayNoob March 25, 2009

Goob

A huge pussy.

Michael Yagoobian is a goob because he is afraid of the dark.

by Ali5986 February 20, 2009

goob

the combination of boobs and gut that overhang past the belt buckle on a woman

when a girl wears the shrunken shirt and a pair of pants and the bottom of the goob combo overhangs past the belt buckle area

by ajclements72499 May 15, 2009

Goob

One who eats popcorn, shits it out onto more popcorn, stirs it up, and then eats it.

Resembles the texture of Shepherd's Pie, after one has mixed up the potatoes, vegetables, and beef all together into one gooby mess.

"Hey dude, how do you want your popcorn?"
"I'm a goob, remember?"
"Oh ya..."
*defecates*

by goob69 January 17, 2010