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Goldbonding

It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.

It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.
by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009
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golden parachute

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.
Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..
by Kritikal June 11, 2006
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Kona Gold

Kona Gold Solutions, ($KGKG) manufacture of Hemp energy drinks, CBD water and Hemp apparel.

www.konagoldhemp.com
My favorite energy drink is the cotton candy energy drink by Kona Gold.
by 69Love August 19, 2019
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Golden Parade

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
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Golden Ovaries

Extremely courageous, apologetically forthright, uses feminine prowess to go after what she wants.
Aimee: I signed up for open mic night to serenade that cute bartender with the song I wrote for him.

Shelly: Golden ovaries!
by divatelaviva October 27, 2011
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Golden Age of Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon's prime years. Lasted from 1991 to the early 2000s where shows such as Rugrats, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Global Guts, and the original All That were running on Nickelodeon. Many young adults who were kids at the time of these golden years refer to it as the best years on television.
Jack: Remember when we used to watch the great Nicktoons and Nickelodeon game shows?

Mac: Yeah man, that was the Golden Age of Nickelodeon.
by candyman81 April 20, 2009
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African Gold

/ˈafrikən gōld/
Noun

1. Another way of saying water.

The term "African Gold" refers to the scarcity and rarity of water within the global region of Africa.

Although african gold is a luxury to the blacks, it is nothing but a normality to western countries.

Typically, the women of an african tribes would travel countless days to reach the gold mine otherwise known was the water well.
The proper ritual in which one is able to bring african gold back to their village is by carrying it on your head only.
African 1: click clack clock dook dook african gold?
African 2: dokdokdok cluck dok!

Jerome: Damn nigga! After a tiring game of basketball, all I need is a big ol' bottle of african gold!

Tyrone: Hey where's Jamal? He's been gone for like 10 days!

Laqwanda: Oh, he's just out getting some african gold!
by Dave from the cave June 13, 2013
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