bukkake goggles

Those giant designer sunglasses that girls wear to protect their eyes from the sun and cum.

These glasses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look "hot" without putting on makeup.

Guy: What's with the bukkake goggles?
Girl: You're an asshole

by rindo December 12, 2006

brownie goggles

one who has the eye for a full blown ethnic will have a pair of these. The individuals are commonly found outside footlocker or j-d sports sporting a tracksuit, cheap gold and a mouthful of fags. With different lenses, they are a common choice for the over 40s male girl scout leader who still lives with his mum and wears clothes unfit for a jumble sale.

'Even if we operate now and remove these brownie goggles, she will still end up holidaying in Ayia Napa twice a year'

by Lady in the Lake July 21, 2006

Jail goggles

When a man has been in jail/prison for so long that disgusting, unattractive women suddenly look beautiful due to his lack of getting laid in the several months/years he's been locked up. Similar to beer goggles

Damnnnnn man that new guard is fine as fuck!!

Man that bitch weighs 400 pounds and has a moustache!! How damn long you been locked up?!?! You must have your jail goggles on!

by Buster_Hymen81 June 16, 2018

geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

by Eric August 25, 2004

mozee goggles

A condition in which an MSOE engineering student views physically unattractive persons as beautiful, similar to beer goggles but without the beer.

You think that girls hot? Damn, you must have some thick mozee goggles on!

by MSOE guys May 24, 2006

Tequila Goggles

When your eyes transform (not literally) after about 6 shots of tequila, and any human in yo sheets is fine.

Every mongoloid she had ever brought home was due to the tequila goggles she wore on previous hammadrunk nights.

by lalalaPOW October 6, 2010

money goggles

what a hot women must be wearing in order to be dating/married to/sleeping with/hitting on some loser, ass ugly ,weird guy.
synonymous to beer googles, but for women.

Two friends see a gorgeous girl all over some dork in a club
"She must have her money goggles on."

by thc4166 May 23, 2009