golf

A good walk, spoiled.

I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!

by stupidgoddamgolf July 21, 2008

Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot

Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.

I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango January 6, 2017

nipple golf

A game where you stand in front of someone with your eyes closed and you take your hand or another object and try and touch the other persons nipple without looking.

Mary's boyfriend asked to play a game of nipple golf and she said okay.

by Partridge May 17, 2006

Golf Wang

Spoonerism of "Wolf Gang," part of the name of the hip hop collective "Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All" (OFWGKTA), usually referred to simply as Odd Future. Often used in lyrics by Odd Future member Tyler the Creator

"Golf Wang hooligans, is fucking up the school again,

And showing you and yours that breaking rules is fucking cool again."

by nirad September 26, 2011

vw golf

A quality hatch back car, you need to slam it on Porsche rims, slap a classic roof rack on for a bit of retro class and top it all off with a 20v 1.8 Turbo. All shit heads in cheap nasty modified cars will try to race you, so slam the loud peddle to the floor, and show that fool what the back of your car looks like.

cl vw golf, big ass engine, polished porsche rims wi streched rubber,loto chrome, leather Interior and a bit of your own designs to make it yours,

by LIAM VW September 21, 2005

Golf rules

When called it reverses what was previously said, or reverses the rules for what game/event is going on. Based on the fact that in golf the lowest score wins which is the opposite of most sports.

person a: Shotgun
person b: Golf rules

by Ephagee February 13, 2009

Dirty Golfer

When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!

Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?

Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!

by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011