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Glock Block

When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.
A: "Wow that bitch wouldn't let my play my glockenspiel!"
B: "Dude, you totally got glock blocked!"
by mengohengo May 10, 2011
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glock dookie

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)
Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”
by lottapressure May 9, 2022
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Glock 18

A fully-automatic version of the Glock 17. Identical in apperance to Glock 17 except for the Flip lever on the slide used to change fire mode between Semi-Auto and Full-Auto
"The Glock 18 is hard to fire with one hand."
by Richard Gardner February 1, 2006
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Glock 7

A handgun popularized by the movie "Die Hard 2: Die Harder". Made in Germany, this firearm is constructed entirely of porcelain, is capable of passing through airport metal detectors completely unnoticed. The only downside to this amazing weapon is the price, which is quite expensive. The real MSRP is unknown, but experts say that they cost more than the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month.

This is not to be confused with the Austrian made 9mm Glock 17, or any other Glock handgun, which are constructed of both steel and polymer, and would quite easily set off an airport metal detector. Retail price on any other Glock firearm is most likely much less than what the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month. Most Glocks range in price from $400-$600 USD.

No, the "Glock 7" doesn't really exist. I would advise against going into your local sporting goods store and trying to order one. Unless, of course, you enjoy being thoroughly and relentlessly made fun of.
"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me, you know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport metal detectors and probably costs more than what you make in a month."
by Convert October 22, 2007
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Glock leg

A condition where a person shoots himself (or herself) in the leg while holstering their Glock pistol.

This can happen with any weapon yielded by a careless user, but it is common among Glock pistols due to the lack of a manual safety, relatively light trigger pull, and lack of a proper hammer to push on while holstering.
How is Jim doing? I heard that he came down with a case of Glock leg at the range yesterday.
by buda2222 August 21, 2008
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Glock O' Clock

Generally announced when it has been decided that it is now an appropriate time to shoot somebody.
Man im sick of my mother telling me to eat my greens, its Glock O' Clock
by Curio_uk November 13, 2009
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Glock with a dick

A Glock with a dick is a Glock (handgun) with an extended clip
Did you see jhonathans Glock with a dick
by Poopslosher April 25, 2022
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