When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!
Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪
Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪
by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021
Get the Glazed Donutmug. When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. Whether act of cumming onto the bodies inside your freezer, saving it/them for later usage (consumption). The frozen jizz gives it the appearance of a “glazed donut”
by Peabo Bronsomen February 10, 2021
Get the Glazed Donutmug. When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. by smosh_stan February 8, 2021
Get the glazed donutmug.