glazed donut

"STOP LOOKING IT UP" - Ian Hecox

Why is everyone googling "glazed donut" after the Smosh stream?

by smosh_stan February 8, 2021

Glazed Donut

Whether act of cumming onto the bodies inside your freezer, saving it/them for later usage (consumption). The frozen jizz gives it the appearance of a “glazed donut”

“Bro did you see that glazed donut??”

“Yeah man, she was nearly a skeleton!!”

by Peabo Bronsomen February 10, 2021

Glazed Donut

When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head

Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night

by skinnybutpacking April 6, 2021

Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025