Where someone eagerly/effusively greets you in a super-jovial "hearty handshake" manner merely to hopefully put you more in the mood to give him a loan or ride or other gratuity that he doesn't deserve and probably will not be able/willing to pay you back for.
In one of the classic Burns & Allen shows, Gracie laughingly reads over some old love-letters from George, which are in poetry-form and are invariably glad-handouts, as in, "I love you lots, I love you plenty; I love you true, send me twenty!"
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
Get the glad-handoutmug. someone who is always flexing and trying too hard for the gram or social media or in real life, referenced from GLAD ‘force flex’ trash bags.
by panthera negra February 8, 2020
Get the A gladmug. When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches
(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.
by Glad-canyon October 19, 2019
Get the Glad-canyonmug. 
Inhalants; paint thinner, glue, aerosols, nitrates, gas, etc. Used to get high, typically abused by children.
"Oy Suz, we finkin of gettin' some glad and pounding beyind ol' crusty's bahnyard?"
"Who you fink I'yam William? Not half the 'ore yur mother was."
"Who you fink I'yam William? Not half the 'ore yur mother was."
by marginalizedmelon July 5, 2021
Get the Gladmug. Girl lads - fucking lit chicks that just want a pint of lager and dart to end a hard working day. Usually on the hot girl summer side of life.
Paul: woah bro, did you see those bunch of hard working Sheila’s that just walked in?
Bert: yeah bro, they’re the glads of the town, they love a bender, go hard or go home am I right?
Bert: yeah bro, they’re the glads of the town, they love a bender, go hard or go home am I right?
by Immy, Molly and ruby December 22, 2021
Get the Gladsmug. Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020
Get the mad today, glad tomorrowmug.