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tie a yellow gibbon

As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.
'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'
by Mimilu January 4, 2018
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orange faced shit gibbon

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps
by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017
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An extra gibbon for good luck

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.
Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.
by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014
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Luke "Mac Daddy" Gibbon

Derived from Luke Grant MacGibbon, Luke "Mac Daddy" Gibbon is a pr0 hot boi and everyone <3s him

<3 Mac Daddy
by Wilhelmus Skywalker September 14, 2004
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gibbons

something to use the same way as toilet paper. could be toilet paper. could be extra napkins from jack n the box. could be paper towels or wetOnes. they are probably hidden somewhere in the van cause no one really carries around a roll of toilet paper everywhere. but there are all kinds of other paper products that you could use, you just have to find them.
"gonna blow boys. just gonna run in the woods over here by the parking lot. so any of yall got any gibbons"
by KommanderInKeef December 17, 2020
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gibbons

something that can be used as toilet paper
"kud. pass the gibbons, i'm gonna blow."
by KommanderInKheif December 3, 2020
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Gibboning

The term is a definition of "smart" people acting like they do in their natural habitat along with their sow.
I don`t understand why they keep doing that, just gibboning
by keep rolling April 19, 2017
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