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tie a yellow gibbon

As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.
'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'
by Mimilu January 4, 2018
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orange faced shit gibbon

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps
by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017
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An extra gibbon for good luck

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.
Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.
by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014
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Luke "Mac Daddy" Gibbon

Derived from Luke Grant MacGibbon, Luke "Mac Daddy" Gibbon is a pr0 hot boi and everyone <3s him

<3 Mac Daddy
by Wilhelmus Skywalker September 14, 2004
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gibbons

something that can be used as toilet paper
"kud. pass the gibbons, i'm gonna blow."
by KommanderInKheif December 3, 2020
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Cardinal Gibbons High School

Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.
“So your hookup count is 45?”
Oh you go to Cardinal Gibbons High School
by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024
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Jack Gibbons

Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.

A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!

However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-

As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote

“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-

very hit or miss may I add

just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”

Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor

Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
by mikewheresmahousekey November 22, 2021
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