play some geometry dash

When someone has a skill issue

“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me

by SalmonNugget May 30, 2022

Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"

Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022

national geometry dash day

A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.

"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."

by arandomgdfurry October 10, 2022

Geometry Dash

FIRE IN THE HOLEEE

Boy: Did you know? Did you hear | Roptop released 2.2 |
Girl: Was that it? On Youtube? |
Boy: Video had a million views
Girl: They said he took too long |
Girl: But they're not coding his game |
Boy: The robtop will never, |
Girl & Boy: Hesitate to release 2.3 Yea |

Girl: WAIT WHAT'S THA-
:): FIRE IN THE HOLE

boy: Geometry dash is co-
Girl: FIRE IN THE HOLEE

Boy: What is that
>:(: Water in the hole

Boy: No I will not become the lobotom-

by CoolDudeI_Think January 27, 2024

Geometry Dash 2.2

MONTHS OVERDUE BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, IT IS FINALLY FUCKING HERE!!!!!

GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 CAME OUT ON DECEMBER 20, 2023!!!!!

by localized3 December 21, 2023

Golden geometry dash

Golden is an Australian Geometry Dash youtuber known for verifying The Golden I think.

Golden geometry dash

by SjsjjssjjdsjjdjdjdQ_Rty August 1, 2022

Geometry Dash 2.3

it's the next update in the popular game Geometry Dash. Apparently the creator said it's gonna release in 2024 but I'm afraid it's not gonna release until 2045

Geometry Dash player: when is Geometry Dash 2.3 releasing ahhhhhh!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

by krdmbas November 20, 2025