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Gateway hug

Dude: I'll tell you, spooning is a real gateway hug. As soon as we started, I wanted to rip my pants off.
by SSabatino97391 May 22, 2010
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bad gateway

An annoying error message that seems to pop up on my phone's web browser, for no apparent reason other than to piss me off, that prevents me from going to the link I'm clicking on... Even if I was just there!
In worst case scenarios, I have to completely back out, and start over.
I go to Urbandictionary.com on my phone almost everyday, but I can't today cause it's a bad gateway...

I can't refresh the page I'm on, or go back to the previous page cause, for some reason, their bad gateways now...

I left the Facebook Homepage to check my notifications, and now the Homepage link is a bad gateway...
by j_wylde November 2, 2009
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gateway accademy

by wolfzo February 21, 2022
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gateway texting

Sending a text message that will usually open the gate to further creepy text messages. Usually used post drinking to provoke a late night hook up and/or shenanigins.
(770): Hey gurl whachoo doin
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.
by hiccup peroni January 3, 2011
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gateway

A fat cow of a woman, derived from the cow-patterned boxes that the Gateway company uses. Usually a harpy of a thing, that tries to ruin a man's life and seperate him from his friends, hobbies and money.
No, man. I can't hang out, Gateway's comin' over.
by booger January 3, 2005
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Gateway Gadget

A consumer electronic device that is likely to convince the user to purchase the more expensive or capable model. It does not necessarily need to be in the same product line.
The iPod Touch is a gateway gadget to owning an iPhone or iPad. Also, an e-Reader can be considered a gateway gadget for owning a tablet.
by GadgetGeek January 1, 2012
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Gateway slut

Hanging out with a gateway slut (who is perhaps a whore or hoe but not actually a slut) will surely result in your eventual acquaintance with her girl friends, many of whom are slutty. Befriending an "efficient" gateway slut will garuntee your hooking up with her friends.

This term is derived from "gateway drug" because of the congruence in starting with something that's not totally awful but eventually degrading your standards to something pitiful.
Jefe: Hey Juan Manuel San Carlos, did you hear about María?

JMSC: Yeah bro, José started chillin' with her and now he's sleeping with all her friends already. Smh, what a gateway slut.
by Larsima November 11, 2017
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