A phrase used by Mr Jorkin in Alastair's Sim's version of Scrooge: A Christmas Carol and I think it means no harm done
by MJJJ5 December 6, 2013

When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.
Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.
The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.
Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.
The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.
Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
by RyanEmm July 22, 2009

by Dan Pearce June 24, 2005

Gammons "GMS" A unit of measure in particle physics that defines a sudden loss in matter without the anticipated generation of transformational energy. the single most unusual factor yet to be resolved for unification theorists.
"If we could harness the potential of the Gammons phenomena we could reduce great quantities of toxic waste to harmless and stable states without the anticipated release of unharnessed energy" Dr Altom Romig Sandia National Labs
by Rick Fermi May 13, 2005

A British term for a usually older, right wing person who doesn't like change and hold racist, sexist and/or homophobic views
'Hey Dan, shall we invite Gary to go for a curry?'
'Nah, Peter, curry is too ethnic for that gammon'.
'Nah, Peter, curry is too ethnic for that gammon'.
by Dawgman1234 September 27, 2023

by ClappedupNanbred January 30, 2019

by gammon matser September 10, 2019
