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gammon and spinach

A phrase used by Mr Jorkin in Alastair's Sim's version of Scrooge: A Christmas Carol and I think it means no harm done
It's alright lad, gammon and spinach......
by MJJJ5 December 6, 2013
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Salty gammon mush

When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.
Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.

The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.

Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
by RyanEmm July 22, 2009
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Gammon Washer

A word used to describe a vagina on 'Tim Shaws Asylum' on Kerrang Radio.
'I put it right up her gammon washer'
by Dan Pearce June 24, 2005
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peter gammons

Gammons "GMS" A unit of measure in particle physics that defines a sudden loss in matter without the anticipated generation of transformational energy. the single most unusual factor yet to be resolved for unification theorists.
"If we could harness the potential of the Gammons phenomena we could reduce great quantities of toxic waste to harmless and stable states without the anticipated release of unharnessed energy" Dr Altom Romig Sandia National Labs
by Rick Fermi May 13, 2005
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Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.
"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."
by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019
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Gammon

English racists, predominantly white old men (but can be dark-skinned, young or female), who turn crimson with rage when their racism spews out
"Your timeline is a cesspit of nationalistic anti-foreigner bile. You've gone full gammon, bruh"
by Daily Racist March 24, 2024
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Gammon

A British term for a usually older, right wing person who doesn't like change and hold racist, sexist and/or homophobic views
'Hey Dan, shall we invite Gary to go for a curry?'

'Nah, Peter, curry is too ethnic for that gammon'.
by Dawgman1234 September 27, 2023
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