gnarly carly

The best human being to be alive. The most gnar gnar thing to walk this earth
Wow, Gnarly Carly is more gnar gnar than Juliana
by Gnarlyhappychild123 December 03, 2018
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Gnarly dude

you're Gnarly dude
by VX148 Demon June 30, 2020
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gnarly head

Receiving a clumsy blow job from an ugly, toothless horror hag.
Oh shit dude, I got some gnarly head from a hard-faced beast last night.
by Cranshaw April 28, 2008
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Gnarly duke

A massive, seemly non-human, DUMP. This can be in the form of a hammer head or the prairie dog variety but most often follows a two day drinking and eating binge.
On the way to the party, I had to stop and take a Gnarly Duke.

I just laid down a Gnarly Duke.

I'll be over to help you move your stuff but I have to take a Gnarly Duke first.
by wood dick May 25, 2011
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Gnarly sauce

"Dude, you spooged in here mouth? That's gnarly sauce."
by Jess Lynn March 17, 2005
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gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.
Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."
by The Darb June 06, 2009
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Gnarly Sheen

When someone snorts a line of cum sprinkled with blow
We had a great night consisting of a dinner and a movie, capped off with a gnarly sheen.
by Coachjs April 05, 2018
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