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Blood Funnel

A euphamism for the sharpened orafice that investment banking companies, such as Goldman Sachs, use to suck cash away from the general public, in both the US and other countries.

Used by Matt Taibbi in an article in Rolling Stone to describe Goldman Sachs.
"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

== Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, July 13, 2009
by kk626kk December 28, 2009
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America's Funniest Home Videos

A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.
"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"

"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."
by SomeBadJOKE October 23, 2007
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funner

Leave it open, it's funner that way.
by dragonking117 February 25, 2011
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funnel cake sundae

A yummy crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.
Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"
by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 17, 2008
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shit funnel

the opening to the entrance round someone's ass pipe, shit ditch,ass hole,stink star,fart box!!
Steve felt like tappin Andrea right in her Shit funnel!
by Don4 June 15, 2008
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Funnazz

FUNNAZZ!

the newly found word that needs to be in the dictionary!

more info about Funnazz located in the info tab at the facebook fan page 'Bunny Funnazz'

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by funnazzizzle April 25, 2010
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cum funnel

Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).
Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.
by Sam_K October 10, 2006
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