Funking

My mom told me not to swear, so now I say funking instead of fucking, and fun instead of fuck.

You're a funking bitch!
by prudencebubbletoes June 28, 2009
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Funk

Funk is an alternative to tell someone that you're going to go somewhere and smoke some marijuana.

Often used to cover the real intention of the users actions.

"To funk or not to funk"
Phill: Hey Cam, I'm gonna go out and funk real quick.

Cam: Allready?!

Phill: You know how it is brudda, isolation is tough.
by MrFunkMan May 24, 2021
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A-Funk

A-Funk or Anime Funk is a general term for when someone has B.O. after a long day of cosplaying. This comes from cosplaying at an Anime Fest convention.
Jennifer had some major A-Funk when she got to her hotel room that day after cosplaying as Sailor Moon so she went to take a shower.
by Naomi I September 03, 2007
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of the funk

1.)If someone is from "the funk" , they come from a legendary village of mythical and immortal creatures.
2.)to have the immense power of the funk,or another musical power,relating to Gaara of The Funk,from the popular "Naruto Adbridged" series.
Ex 1:
Person:Oh my goodness!A Unicorn!It must be from the funk!GASP!

Ex 2:
Person 1:DDR Sucks

Person 2(of the funk):Oh No You DI'INT!

Person 1:OW! *got hit with Person 2's power of Rock*
by InsanityofLight122 October 11, 2008
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The Funk

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.
I hear he's dating Amy now... I wonder if he knows she's got The Funk.
by Z December 22, 2004
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funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.
At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!
by Marjaan. May 02, 2008
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The Funk

When your female friend drops a load on your chest during intercourse usually from the reverse cowgirl position. Also known as a Hot Carl,Hot Karl,Cleveland Steamer,etc.
The woman asks "Do You Like The Funk"....the man answers yes she proceeds.
by Bearboarder June 28, 2006
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