1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005
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She fuct me like a dog in heat!
That's fuct up!
(Rural definition) Hey maw, I just fuct yer best frind.
She fuct me like a dog in heat!
That's fuct up!
(Rural definition) Hey maw, I just fuct yer best frind.
by Charlie White January 27, 2003
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by John Cross July 4, 2005
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1. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat repeatedly; repeatedly victimize.
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
3. To injure; damage.
4. To act wastefully or foolishly.
Funcom was a videogame company in late 1990’s and early 2000’s that produced Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, much like the Sims Online with guns. While it be incomprehensible that a concept such as this could fail, this small Norwegian company in their vast incompetence pulled it off. Many of the players had put three years or more into their game, however, instead of rewarding their customers they kept releasing software updates that made the game worse and worse. In fact, right when it looked like the company was going to turn from their ways, they released a update that killed the game. This coined the term “Funcomed”.
1. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat repeatedly; repeatedly victimize.
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
3. To injure; damage.
4. To act wastefully or foolishly.
Funcom was a videogame company in late 1990’s and early 2000’s that produced Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, much like the Sims Online with guns. While it be incomprehensible that a concept such as this could fail, this small Norwegian company in their vast incompetence pulled it off. Many of the players had put three years or more into their game, however, instead of rewarding their customers they kept releasing software updates that made the game worse and worse. In fact, right when it looked like the company was going to turn from their ways, they released a update that killed the game. This coined the term “Funcomed”.
n.
“Did they Funcom you again?”
“He got Funcomed!”
“Man, I so got Funcomed today.”
interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
"FUNCOMED!"
v. intr.
"They funcomed all that money away?"
“Did they Funcom you again?”
“He got Funcomed!”
“Man, I so got Funcomed today.”
interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
"FUNCOMED!"
v. intr.
"They funcomed all that money away?"
by G.K. Chesterton September 16, 2004
Get the Funcomed mug.adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.
I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.
by Curis September 26, 2005
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