Cryptic code, for an order of phallic shaped breadsticks popularized at a pizza joint i once worked at.
by fuckface gimp September 6, 2006
by corey July 24, 2003
Someone from Fuckstickistan.
by stab you in the eye, motherfucker May 19, 2007
1. A fucking idiot or moron. (syn. fucktard)
2. Someone whose actions, opinions, and beliefs are so fucking stupid you just want to say "fuuuck!" and hit them with a shovel.
3. A person, who as a minor functionary, is just functional enough to throw sand in the gears of civilization. One step up from retard, retarded, exceptional, special, etc.
2. Someone whose actions, opinions, and beliefs are so fucking stupid you just want to say "fuuuck!" and hit them with a shovel.
3. A person, who as a minor functionary, is just functional enough to throw sand in the gears of civilization. One step up from retard, retarded, exceptional, special, etc.
You'll find fucksticks in positions that they cannot be fired from; usually in low-level government positions or in dying industries with strong unions; for example your local school district administrators, city council members, Child Protective Services caseworkers, or political party hacks. They might also be sons of privilege, and cause damage at higher levels, such as judges, corporate executives or Republican politicians. They are plentiful in Hollywood, where actors and musicians are rarely educated beyond high school but gas on about the envronment, politics and the like. They invariably listen to talk radio (conservatives) or hippie/new age/astrology/alternative claptrap (lefties). Both freely spew forth opinions they've gleaned from whatever internet conspiracy theorists they favor, boring and embarrassing those around them.
by The Mocker July 16, 2009
"You mean your ex boyfriend cheated on you with his ex from a different state, then he said he didn't even want to be friends after you said you would give him a second chance?"
"Yeah, he's a real fuckstick. His heifer girlfriend can have him."
Wow, that Josh kid is a fuckstick.
"Yeah, he's a real fuckstick. His heifer girlfriend can have him."
Wow, that Josh kid is a fuckstick.
by BanditTheGreat January 2, 2011
object(s) used to commit to or do an act of fucking also known as: dick dildo, wizzle stick, finger...
by stykitin April 5, 2005
by DPH June 28, 2007