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Nut Fuck Whack Job

"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."
"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"
by Badass721 March 10, 2010
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Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae

The act of a woman laying on her back/shoulders against a bed with her pussy pointing to the ceiling, legs back towards her then the guy grabbing his nuts and inserting them into her pussy.
Depending on the bed and the lady, this may require her to lay on a low stool to ensure her pussy is at the right height
the stool can be used by the guy to hover over her pussy and lower himself.
It's the nicest feeling, (have to be hairless to appreciate it.)
After fisting my subslut, I gave her Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae, the right nut was slightly painful, but the left nut, slipped in and popped out with ease.
by phred512 November 14, 2017
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Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut
by Real Ram October 9, 2019
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Fucked Nut

When you are about to cum but a family member knocks on your door and fucks up the whole thing
My mom just gave me a fucked nut
by Orangeboop4455 March 11, 2018
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Fuck Nut

1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible

2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to

A: Fix them.

B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place
A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?

B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.

C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut
by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023
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Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.
"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"
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Fuck-nut

A person who does stupid things in an effort to get clout but rather gets hate. Fuck-nut could also be a term for someone you don't like.
Example 1
Man 1:did you hear ed, he jumped off a bridge to impress a girl
Man 2: I did. Ed is such a fuck-nut

Example 2:

KID: HEY HEY HEY
GIRL: SHUT UP I HATE YOU, YOU FUCK-NUT!
by A fuck-nut April 21, 2022
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