footy

1. A UK slang word used as a shortened word of football, can also be spelt as footie
2. An Australian slang word used as a shortened word of Australian Rules Football (or the AFL)

1. Gary: "Hey Tom, wanna go watch the footy at Anfield?"
Tom: "I sure love watching the reds play footy, Gary!"
2. Wazza: "Oi Baz, wanna lets shitfaced at the footy during the pies game?"
Baz: "Struth mate that would be lovely, lets sneak 2 boxes of VB's into the G for the boys"
Wazza: "Crikey, I might be low on cash, i'll go check if I can get more

by the hecks and fricks police August 29, 2021

footie-fascist

A person displaying alt-right, racist or who calls left wing people trots, marxists, etc whilst showing a remarkable lack of empathy for people. Will be found to have football (soccer) mentioned in their profile.

I noticed while he was ranting about muslims and trots that he supports x football club! Another footie-fascist!

by Chr0me May 8, 2018

Footy

Footy is a fat booty

Of shit jaren she got a footy!

by YungdaggerD March 30, 2017

Sticky footy

A next level foot job using I-HOPs maple syrup.

Please babe can I have a sticky footy.

by Sticky-Footy December 8, 2024

Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .

Harry is dead footy don’t you think?

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

foot foot footy

Daniel Furness's catchphrase

i hurt my foot foot footy

by palindrome 7907 January 15, 2024

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022