mercy flush

when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health

omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush

by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010

Flussy Bells

Coming from Irving, Texas. Meaning fine ass hoes.(See HOES to further extend definition)

Damn foo look at them FLUSSY BELLS!!

by Dj Chuckey, Eagans, Big Body February 23, 2005

Paranoid Flush

The act of becoming so paranoid you flush your stash. In extreme cases and with minors, the move may also include alcohol, which is a real shame.

Dude, somebody calm down Alex before he does a paranoid flush.

by Nick D. March 24, 2007

dual flush

the act of pinching off a dookie which in turn requires a flush prior to the initial flush in order to prevent clogging due to an overload of toilet paper

man #1- Dude! My dookie was so big i couldnt help but pinch it off...but then i had to dual flush.
man #2- C'mon bro! I didn't need to know that!

by HoneyMustard January 18, 2009

kick flush

the act of kicking the flusher of a toilet to avoid hand contact

Dude, I pulled a kick flush so I wouldn't have to touch that sick toilet!

by polishladdy January 10, 2010

champagne flush

A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.

First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.

The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.

You'll be gushing to try it.

"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."

"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."

"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"

"Why of course Ginger!"

by Very Dirty Sanchez March 16, 2014

flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.

I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011