Flamingo Priest

Someone who is single but gives helpful and meaningful relationship advice to others.

The term "flamingo" originates from the saying 'single and ready to flamingo'.
The term "priest" suggests the person gives spiritual guidance and whom are in a position of power to share wisdom and advice. The receiver follows the advice religiously.

"Maybe you should talk to him, he might be open to you making guy friends"
"Are you sure? You might be right."
"I'm always right in regards to relationships, although I have no experience and live lonely in a dark room"
"You are quite the flamingo priest- single but have words of wisdom!"

by WordWizardSwag October 8, 2014

Flaming Cock

The act of dipping your penis in a shot glass filled with a flammable alcohol, then proceeding to light your penis on fire. After putting the fire out, you drink the remaining alcohol in the shot glass.

"I totally pulled a flaming cock last night"

by Flemming Koch October 1, 2013

flaming queen

noun, a male homosexual (a blatant one)

I know our son is gay, but does he need to be a flaming queen?

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Framing Hanley

Framing Hanley is a five-piece American post-hardcore band that formed in 2005 in Nashville, Tennessee, and released their first studio album in 2007. Lead singer & songwriter Kenneth Nixon, guitarists Ryan and Brandon, bassist Luke and drummer Chris came together to form Framing Hanley and quickly gained a large following in Nashville. First formed in 2005, the band posted some demos of their songs on the bands myspace page. In November 2006, these demos were discovered by Brett Hestla, former Creed bassist and frontman of Dark New Day. Hestla helped the young Nashville based quintet record a 2 song demo in his Florida studio which captured the attention of Jeff Hanson (Creed, Sevendust, Paramore) and his record label Silent Majority Group. The band recorded their debut album, The Moment, with Hestla in Orlando, Florida. The disc was released in August 2007 and includes the single "Hear Me Now". In November of 2008, Framing Hanley released The Moment Deluxe Edition with a cover of Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" song. The band has since toured with Evans Blue. According to an interview with Kenneth Nixon, up until the end of 2006, the band was called a different name, Embers Fade. Nixon stated that "our drummer's fiancée Ashley Hanley passed away in October of 2006. She was a best friend of the rest of the band, and we wanted to do something to somewhat honor her. She used to take pictures for our band, hence 'framing.' Naming our band Framing Hanley was the least we could do for someone that means so much to us."

Framing Hanley did an awesome cover of the song "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne.

&& the lead singer is HOTT! =

by Jacqueline Torres January 17, 2009

flaming bitch

Someone who doesn't give a shit about anyone else and lets everyone know. This is an almost exclusively female pejorative and indicates that the person who just got called one is basically a cunt.

My boss ripped my balls out in front of the whole division for leaving early to go to my grandma's funeral last Friday and then slapped on two extra projects and a demerit on my employee record. What a flaming bitch!

by Freddy Boy1 January 5, 2010

Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.

Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010

Flaming Zues

A sex position in which the couple is positioned at the top of a set of stairs. During intercourse, the male removes his penis and lights it on fire before re-inserting. Once this is done he then proceeds to ride his partner down the set of stairs while screaming the name of the position.

"Did you hear Carly got Flaming Zuesed yesterday?"

"Yeah she broke her spine."

by spega May 25, 2011